If I were a...

If I were a month, I would be November

If I were a day of the week, I would be Thrusday

If I were a time of the day, I would be 1400 

If I were a planet, I would be Earth

If I were a sea animal, I would be Angel Fish zDuh

If I were a direction, I would be North.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed

If I were a liquid, I would be pepsi

If I were a gemstone, I would be a DIAMOND 

If I were a tree, I would be an Oak

If I were a tool, I would be a hammer

If I were a flower, I would be a Rose  

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a thunder storm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Piano- or a trombone. 

If I were a color, I would be pink

If I were an emotion, I would be anger

If I were a fruit, I would be a pineapple 

If I were a sound, I would be swing music 

If I were an element, I would be rock (is that an element) 

If I were a car, I would be a chevy cobalt. zduh

If I were a food, I would be bread. 

If I were a place, I would be somewhere fancy 

If I were a material, I would be something soft yet rough

If I were a taste, I would be sour then sweet. 

If I were a scent, I would be .. i dunno 

If I were an animal, I would be a panda 

If I were an object, I would be a TV

If I were a body part, I would be the eyes. 

If I were a facial expression, I would be an angry something. 

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be TOMS! zDUH!!!